• In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
  • Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
  • High School: Please don't write in cursive
  • College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper

*DEAD*

  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

(Source: cristinn)

(Source: thevancouverist)

snarg:

i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this